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LOTR Parody- Part One

Feb. 10th, 2007 | 06:03 pm
mood: tiredtired

Hello, people. Since I've been sick I haven't done any work on it. In fact, I'm only halfway through FOTR. But I thought you might like to see what I have anyway.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the RingCollapse )

There you go. With any luck, the next part will be up fairly soon. I've got a significant chunk of it written.

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More of the MARKET Bible

Feb. 1st, 2007 | 11:16 pm
mood: cheerfulcheerful
music: Chaser's War on Everything

I found some of my notes! They were in my lit folder. Go figure.

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Thank you. Now I just have to find the Fall of Man bit, and the Christmas story. And I recall planning Job and Sodom and Gomorrah as well, but I can't seem to find them. Ah well.

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Jan. 30th, 2007 | 02:23 pm
mood: pleasedpleased
music: Dire Straits

Well, you guys said I should write fic. Here's some fic for you. Except it's FFVII, so Cathy and Sabine will just have to wait until I write something they find amusing. Or scroll down to the MARKET Bible.

Inspired by a thread on fanficrants, more specifically by caius_serence and byakuganchick, whose comments I have borrowed.

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Y'know, this is rather fun...but I like parodies better.

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The MARKET Bible

Jan. 30th, 2007 | 12:43 pm
mood: satisfiedsatisfied

Hello, all. I found a part of my MARKET Bible notes while cleaning out my room, and decided to post them. As I find other fragments (or rewrite them, which I don't want to have to do) I'll post them here.

DISCLAIMER: These are not my politics. This is not my religion.

And this Bible is for Sabine.

A Fragment of the New Testament of the MARKET BibleCollapse )

I'm sure the Genesis part is on my desk...

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House Parody

Jan. 29th, 2007 | 11:37 am
mood: draineddrained

Hello, all. This time I have the formula for an episode of House for you.

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I am currently working on the LOTR parody. Might take a while.

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Snow White Parody

Jan. 18th, 2007 | 03:14 pm
mood: frustratedfrustrated

Hey, all- I reposted this because the corrections I made to the parody just weren't showing up. You can't have a Snow White story without the apple, after all.

Snow White and the Seven DwarvesCollapse )

Okay, now this time I KNOW it's fixed. *glares at lj*

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Casino Royale Parody

Jan. 18th, 2007 | 02:55 pm
mood: pleasedpleased

I went to see it again yesterday. Hey, dad was paying, and cinemas are airconditioned, so I wasn't going to say no. It's incredible how much there is to make fun of in a movie that's only half dialogue.

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It looks long, but the lines are short. I promise.

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Star Wars Episode Three Parody

Jan. 14th, 2007 | 02:15 pm
mood: accomplished
music: who needs music when there's cricket on?

And here is the third part of the modern series. Ah, so much to mock.

Episode Three: Revenge of the SithCollapse )

And the end of this. Until I get any ideas about the older trilogy.

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Star Wars Episode Two Parody

Jan. 11th, 2007 | 06:21 pm
mood: depresseddepressed
music: Peter Gabriel again

This one is also old. Enough said.

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Just be glad Lucas didn't write the dialogue for this overlong production.

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Star Wars Episode One Parody

Jan. 10th, 2007 | 10:45 pm
location: home, still
mood: discontentdiscontent
music: Peter Gabriel

For the record- I like the older movies much better. But the new ones are so much easier to mock.

This is a parody I wrote just after exams when I was still getting used to not having anything to do.

Episode I: The Phantom MenaceCollapse )

Yeah, another long one.

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